There is no such song. No, really. I cannot dance. There is no song in the world that inspires me to get on the dance floor and “shake my booty”. I will jump up and down a bit. I will walk up and down in time to music. But I’m equally happy sitting at the bar.
So there really is only one option for this – the shortest song in the world. And by the power of Google, I have learned that the shortest song in the world is called ‘You Suffer’ by Napalm Death.
It is 1.316 seconds long. Even I can dance to that.