Although I am indeed a Reverend, I am not a practising one. I’m more a PR/Communications/Media type. Words are my tool. My other tool is singing really really loud at inappropriate moments and in very public places.
My words tend to get me into lots of trouble so when I say that I don’t like fish, dogs or children please don’t interpret that to mean that I actually want to kill you. It just means that I don’t like fish, dogs or children. Move along. Nothing to see here.